At the end of the day, like, innit

Hooray for 50%. A hitherto unappreciated upside to the hike in income tax is that Premier League footballers may be forced to leave the UK unless they get a pay rise. After all, they must  already be struggling to get by on a measly £50K plus a week, the poor dears.  The FT does not speculate over how this tragic loss of preening nancy-boys will impact upon the UK hair gel industry.